nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

(Reblogged from annulet)

Sometimes when I’m checking out construction workers I feel as if the tables have turned

Does anyone else see creams or whatever that say stuff like “zit minimizing” and think “you’re going to have to do a lot more than that babe”

(Reblogged from annulet)

Do you ever go to clean something and just end up making it dirtier

And then you’re just like “well yeah that’s just sorta my life really…”

(Source: vi0lettae)

(Reblogged from joshpeck)

wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.

(Reblogged from wifipassworcl)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

(Reblogged from okay)

j6:

not to be heterosexual or anything but you look really pretty

(Reblogged from condom)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

(Reblogged from okay)
Don’t ask her to moan. Make her.
(via guy)

(Source: ucanjudge)

(Reblogged from okay)

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.
(Reblogged from annulet)

astound:

My soulmate is my bed and always will be

(Reblogged from wifipassworcl)

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

(Reblogged from okay)

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

(Source: 0925home)

(Reblogged from sluttyoliveoil)